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* * * a a * * *

a aa SU.HUMOR a Dima Tochinov
(2:5030/541.6), "a ". a
, .
a aa "" a . a -
a a -
a a aa, aa a a a-
a.
a Art Pashchook (2:5020/69.30),
a a a
a:

1) He opaac coceo epeoo "ep - ep",
a ca paepe ca, a , oopx,
acoc, pocea pocxoee epo. ope
copae a "po." (. e. ep cocee po
aepa) . .

2) oca pa coap o ea oca oca.

3) Haa ca aee x oopa, oop
e a ce ecca, pa x ce oeoe, copa
oe a, oop e pe o pee oac
xe.
a:

4) aa a a - (.. aa a
a), a " a -
" a, a aa a aa ,
a aa a,
a, a aa a
a .
a a a aa -
-a a aa. -
a a "", aa
aa - a
.

a (2:463/170.30),
.K, aa.



* * * KH * * *

- pay, y a a-
, pa y aa ap
a . paa pa - , pa a -
y. a a ay - y, p a.
a . ap, a.

HK - y paa p. a . ap.

- y y a. a . y a
a.

HK - , pa p
a (.), p, ap aa, a
a a, "aa a" a "a
". p, p y a p p-
y - p y, ap (.) -
y a a (.).

K - y ay y p. K a
ap, y a a. p p. -:)

- , ppa. a y
aa ppa? y aa paa -
p , a aapa - ap?

- . a . y.

(rulezz) - , pa : (.), ,
OS/2 (.).

K (suxx must die) - , paa
: ap (.), a (.), Win95 (.).

H - a a a ,
a a a a (.) a
(.) a , , (.).

K - a aaa a, aa
(.) Ha. a - a
a (.)


* * * HARDWARE *** * * *

H, K - p. ya aa (.), -
y p , , y.

K - , aa, aa. p.

- a, a pa, y a (.), a y
a. p - py p y
a:"... a y a".

T2 (po.). Tep pocxo o aa opa LPT2. Eo
oee ecoe (c.) aepa oo cao c ox
aoae cocooc. a a 1 3.

POECCOP - ep ee pooe peee, p o, oao,
o peo oaec ca poeccop. Copee ceo o cce
o, aa- oa xpeoa p eo, oopa
aoee opaae co opoe aae co aapa. Cao
coo o acoao eoeecoo a.

- , (.) pa ay
(.). , p, paa, ya.
p.

( ) - a a (.) p
(.),a (.) a -
a , a a aa
aa (.), aa (.), a (.) a a
a a aa - . a ,
a 2- aa a a (.).

- a (.) p.

- , a a, a (.). -
(.) a, a a, a (.), -
a a a. a
(.), a a. H a a,
. a a a,
a (.), a,
.

H - a, a a (a
a, a a ). a , a-
a.

- ( K, K), a
Ka-a .

K - a (.) a a a a
a, a a a -
...

K - a a a, a
aa . -
a (.). a
aaa (.) aa (.)

K - aaa (.), a (.)
(.). a aa aa
a a a (.) a (.).

- , aa. a
a aa (.), -
Ka (.), a - .

- a a (.), aa -
. a
a a a,
a a.

H KH - K a, a a (.)
aa a -
a .

H - aa a
. :

1) a a (.) a a (), a
(.), a (.)

2)
a (.) a (.)

3) - a a
(.), a (.), (.), aaa (.).

- , a
aa a a, , a a -
a aaa a .

- a (.), a , ,
a a a a aa (.).

H - a (.) aa " a",
"a aa", aa.

K - (.) a, a
aa a 912 a "a
K".

KH - a (.) a a aa
"".

IBM - a - a (.), a (.).
a:" a ", IBM
a a. a a -
(.). a aa a (.), a
(.), a a (.) a a a , ,
, a aa.

INTEL - a aa a. a
(.). a - a (.).

- a ,
a.

- a ,
a (.).

- a (.) a a a a -
( a ).

K - a (.) a a a (.).
a a a (.) .


* * * SOFTWARE *** * * *

H - aa (.) aa (.)

- a a a
(.) a a (.)

CHEHKOE ("cee", po. "ce ae"). a ep
coec ooae cepcx oooe
a-eeepo OC. B oce cae o Hopo
Koaep, oa Boo OC Haaop. Co pocxoee
ep oa pa caaa oo e oox
popax poax c. oceee ocoeco oe
oc a, . . aeee oe aep o oa
epo e, oe o a-eeepo, popae
po, ocoac ceo a oe ao oe
(peoaae ceo a pae). caoeo, o apeoe
"ceoe" ece a aepa poope, coaae,
cee eo ooe co coceo cecoc. Hapo,
occe "ceoo" coepeo eopepe aepa,
epeo opoae e coe ace paoococooc o-
epa. aoo aepa oo cocex epo
eca ao, acpaa e "ceoe", o cpceep,
aa oopoo oex cax cocoa a
cep.

- aa ( ), -
a aa, a a
a. Haa,
a a a a -
.

- aa a, (.)

MICROSOFT WINDOWS - aa
.

MIROSOFT - a, a a -
(.), a a a, a a
a. a a (.).
(.) a aa (.).

OS/2, Win95 - pa , p a a -
a. a pa y ,
y, a py, y a a
.

IBM - a - a (.), a (.).
a:" a ", IBM
a a. a a -
(.). a aa a (.), a
(.), a a (.) a a a , ,
, a aa.


HH - a a, -
aa, a, aaa.

H HH ()- aa (.),
aa a (.)
aa (.) aa -
a. - (.) aa - ,
a - a a (.).


* * * TROUBLESHOOTING * * *

KOMTEP BC - epca ep, opee aepo
o eco ca, aoo oe oaac: paee
OC, aa pceepa (c. ae BPC), oeoe
ae, apea eaoa popaa . ..

K - pa p p
ap. " pa aaa p "ALADDIN",
a p: " a a aa", a a 16 aa
(apa: 348 aa , a ) !"

K K - pa p
ppaa a MS EXEL . ", 16 aa , a
__ papa UMB aa.

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